If anyone would like a signed, personalised copy of any of my books for crimbo, or would like to give them to a friend or loved one as a gift, then let me know (either leave me a comment, send me a message via Twitter or Facebook, or use the contact form here). You can have Freaks! or Not So Perfect for £9, or my children’s book, I Met a Roman Last Night, What Did You Do? for £7 (all including UK postage) and I’ll write whatever you’d like me to inside them.

I notice that the lovely Caroline is doing something similar too.

As you were.