A very little piece of flash fiction of mine has just been published by the brilliant Metazen. It’s called, You Are What You Eat (An Alternative Explanation For the Disappearance of the Dinosaurs By Someone Who Might Have Been There) and you can read it by clicking here. I hope you like it.
Ooh, and I discovered yesterday that, on amazon, you can now Look Inside my children’s book.
The Nik Perring Show 
This is all, I have decided, a dastardly attempt by Perring to take over the world. Nik, your writing is everywhere! many congratulations.
Love your flash. I am so going to be a biscuit.(particularly liked the last line of your piece).
Dastardly indeed, V! Though I do suspect publications are kinda like buses! Thanks Lane! How lovely to see you back!Nik
Great flash. I'm not sure that if I turned into a lump of gorgonzola many people would notice the difference.I liked the mangazine – I hadn't come across it before.
Your story scared me. I don't want to turn into a chocolate bar :((And congrats!)
Thanks Jen. Metazen's a FAB place!Ha, Sophie! I was just saying to a friend that I think I'd turn into a pear. Or Bombay Mix. 🙂
What a fab piece – my son's just read it over my shoulder and has gone off chortling. Your words clearly have magical powers. Love the pop of the pickle jar. Perfect.
Ooh brilliant! Thank you!Nik
Wow, you are all over this internet. Another great story Nik, nicely done.Alex
Thanks Alex – it's always nice to have stuff out there, and that nice also when people seem to enjoy it!